rpg2knet quotes

#420

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

<%Bret> jon gave birth to dom when he went for a deuce one day
<%Bret> and dom crawled out, lit up a cig and called everyone gay

#416

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 its loopin, the man with the ropiest connetion
 in teh world
 Fo sure.
 its literally made of rope
 I mean, I've had some real shitty connections in my time, but that's downright impressive.
 More like rat gnawed copper cables.
 Damn rats.
 They're attracted to the smell of the internet.
 It's irresistible to a rodent.
 copper gnawed the cables, made out of rats
 - the mars volta

#418

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 stop trying to hit me and hit me
 - the horses adrian is filming
 ur a gay hellqueer
 and you sir are an equestrian voyeur.

#415

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

* zygote is now known as A_LIBRARY_CARD
 fuck you idiot im a library card
 lol
 i gotta take a pi0s
 library cards cnat piss!
 shut the fuck up gaywad
 like you've ever seen one you illiterate fuck

#414

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

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#413

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

* Bret came round earlier and i sucked his dick
 a faggot came round earlier and i sucked his dick
 a faggot just said: a faggot came round earlier and i sucked his dick

#412

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 You know nothing, and you assume the false.

#411

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 I am Magickal Knight Ray Earth, I have a huge penus.
 whoa

#410

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

<%solar> you know what's the opposite of polarity?
<%solar> popularity heh lmao 5555

#409

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 hops = good chatster!!!!!
<@Dajhail> If only that were true :(
<%Bret> what you saying man

#408

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

<%Bret> dick my duck die in fuck
* %Bret has quit IRC (Quit: )
 bret attempts an own. quits from embarassment

#407

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

* polarity has joined #rpg2knet
 ban classyj
* polarity has left #rpg2knet

#406

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

<@Bret> DAN
<@Bret> DAN
<@Bret> DAN
<@Bret> DAN
<@Bret> DAN
<@Bret> DAN
<@Bret> DAN
<@Bret> DAN
<@Bret> DAN!
<@Bret> DAN!
<@Bret> DAN!
<@Bret> DAN!!
<@Bret> DAN!!
<@Bret> hm, cant hear me

#405

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

* Ghost has joined #rpg2knet
 It's a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!
 im no ghost
 what
 oh.
* Ghost has left #rpg2knet

#404

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 i am not one for redundencies
 i remvoed my left testicle because it didn't do anything
 remove youre dick since that dont get use either
 now my wife calls me genitalia 1.5

#403

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 HOLY
 FUCKING
 SHIT
 so that black guy
 dropped his bag of weed
 czu the police came
 and my room mate fuckin grabbed it
 lol
 lol
 your roommate owns

#402

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 theres this fast plane in the sky n it reminds me of my bf ://
 except its going away from me :|

#401

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 does nc mean something in chinese?

#400

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 its easy as pissing off christians!!!!

#399

qdb — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800

 long time no see mr dik dik
 That's what she said.
 ohhhh
 No, seriously, that's what she said.