<adrian> delita: hey kids, your uncle barry is coming over for dinner tonight
<adrian> barnice: but dad! uncle barry always farts at the table and steals my dessert!
<adrian> delita: he's my brother kids, and you'll respect his presense in my home!
<adrian> *kids simultaniously kick delita in the groin*
<adrian> delita: awww damn my b-balls!
<adrian> *laughter*