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<adrian> kasheem: hey dad can we get a ps3
<adrian> delita: i dunno son i feel weird about buying a video game system bigger than yo mammas black ass.
<adrian> *delitas wife pops out from behind counter, looks at delita*
<adrian> delita: kasheem ill be back in a minute i gotta take care of somethin...
<adrian> *delita and wife go to bedroom*
<adrian> kasheem: dick suck fuck
<adrian> delita: hey kids, wanna go down to the bowling alley and play some arcade games?
<adrian> kasheem: nah dad, video games for white kids
<adrian> delita: well you can call me willis mcwhitey, because i love me some space invaders down at the ol arcade!!
<adrian> *laughter*
<adrian> *delitas wife walks into the living room*
<adrian> delitas wife: what in the world are you doing, sweetie?!
<adrian> delita: hey man, im just sittin on the couch jammin to some pantera!! got a problem with that?
<adrian> delitas wife: you were supposed to go get the groceries and pick up the kids an hour ago!
<adrian> delita: *looks at camera* uh oh spaghettio!
<adrian> *laughter*
<adrian> delita: hey kids, your uncle barry is coming over for dinner tonight
<adrian> barnice: but dad! uncle barry always farts at the table and steals my dessert!
<adrian> delita: he's my brother kids, and you'll respect his presense in my home!
<adrian> *kids simultaniously kick delita in the groin*
<adrian> delita: awww damn my b-balls!
<adrian> *laughter*
<adrian> delita: *watching everybody loves raymond* gosh this show really tickles me funny bone!
<adrian> delitas wife: *walks in and changes the channel to american idol*
<adrian> delita: hey baby i was watching that!!
<adrian> delitas wife: nigga if i dont have my hour of randy jackson im gonna have my period all over your signed dimebag guitar
<adrian> delita: but baby im missing ray ray
<adrian> delitas wife: PERIOD. DIMEBAG GUITAR.
<adrian> delita: whoooa alright baby dont have a cow!! gosh!
<delita> larry king: well delita, who would you say is the chatster that you hate the most?
<delita> delita: hmmmmmmm. I'd have to say Schweppes.
<delita> king larry: and you, meredith?
<delita> meredith baxter berney: i can't say.
<delita> *all laugh*
<delita> larry king: why, is he in the room?
<delita> delita: you fucken bitch.
<One-t> having ockham to back you up is like a relay race with a retard
<GAY> <ockhom> guess i better put on pants
<GAY> the life of rofljohn in one sentence