rpg2knet quotes

search results for Bret

12
- [0] +
<DAJHAZUREKNIGHT> The creature lands several tentacles on Bret, hundreds of small serrated teeth penetrate his skin.
<Dajhail> Ow.
<Bret> oh shit
<Bret> BITE TENTACLES
<Bret> KICK AT MONSTER
<DAJHAZUREKNIGHT> ret is unable to do anything other than scream in absolute pain
<Bret> SCREAM IN ABSOLUTE PAIN
- [+2] +
* guest6742 (guest6742@phrenzy-0f24967c.fios.verizon.net) has joined #rpg2knet
<Bret> polaritey, you have pretty good tits.
* guest6742 (guest6742@phrenzy-0f24967c.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: [java] http://irc.phrenzy.org/chat/)
<Bret> :(
<@adrian> lol
- [+1] +
<KK4> what I don't like about tranny porn is that most of them have bigger cocks than I do
<Confurvative> the jokes. they are too easy.
<meep> for example
<meep> everyone has a bigger cock than u kk4
<KK4> see, I try to share a serious concern with you guys and you mock me
<KK4> where is the comdraderie?
<meep> yr fat
<KK4> this is why you guys have no IRL friends
<meep> no thats why u have no irl friends lol
<meep> i can do this all night
<meep> thats what she said
<Bret> yeah but u cant
<Bret> so she didnt
<@adrian> asspenus
<@adrian> ya i went there.
- [+1] +
<Bret> i like to whack off donkeyS
- [0] +
<@dominic> you walk in the chat and with a link you are met, u click the link or leave it for bret, you know this chats a battle of wits, waffleimages and tinypic aint nowhere i havent put niggerdick
- [+4] +
<@Daniel> Bret, $76
<@Bret> fucker!!!!!
<@Daniel> It was $79 :/
<@Bret> lol
<@Bret> what happen
<@[PoKeR]adrian> he lost 3 dollars
<@dominic> lol
<@[PoKeR]adrian> learn simple math bret.
- [-3] +
* Parts: Bret (One-t@phrenzy-7ff5f427.bb.sky.com)
* Joins: Bret (One-t@phrenzy-7ff5f427.bb.sky.com)
<Bret> the fuck did i click that for
<Bret> I KNOW WHAT X DOES WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO TEST IT
- [+6] +
<meep> bret and classyj sittin in a tree, b-a-d c-h-a-t
- [+2] +
* Bret came round earlier and i sucked his dick
<adrian> a faggot came round earlier and i sucked his dick
<polarity> a faggot just said: a faggot came round earlier and i sucked his dick
- [-1] +
<andrew> i am not one for redundencies
<andrew> i remvoed my left testicle because it didn't do anything
<Bret> remove youre dick since that dont get use either
<andrew> now my wife calls me genitalia 1.5
12