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<DAJHAZUREKNIGHT> The creature lands several tentacles on Bret, hundreds of small serrated teeth penetrate his skin.
<Dajhail> Ow.
<Bret> oh shit
<Bret> BITE TENTACLES
<Bret> KICK AT MONSTER
<DAJHAZUREKNIGHT> ret is unable to do anything other than scream in absolute pain
<Bret> SCREAM IN ABSOLUTE PAIN
<KK4> what I don't like about tranny porn is that most of them have bigger cocks than I do
<Confurvative> the jokes. they are too easy.
<meep> for example
<meep> everyone has a bigger cock than u kk4
<KK4> see, I try to share a serious concern with you guys and you mock me
<KK4> where is the comdraderie?
<meep> yr fat
<KK4> this is why you guys have no IRL friends
<meep> no thats why u have no irl friends lol
<meep> i can do this all night
<meep> thats what she said
<Bret> yeah but u cant
<Bret> so she didnt
<@adrian> asspenus
<@adrian> ya i went there.
<Bret> i like to whack off donkeyS
<@dominic> you walk in the chat and with a link you are met, u click the link or leave it for bret, you know this chats a battle of wits, waffleimages and tinypic aint nowhere i havent put niggerdick
* Parts: Bret (One-t@phrenzy-7ff5f427.bb.sky.com)
* Joins: Bret (One-t@phrenzy-7ff5f427.bb.sky.com)
<Bret> the fuck did i click that for
<Bret> I KNOW WHAT X DOES WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO TEST IT
<meep> bret and classyj sittin in a tree, b-a-d c-h-a-t
* Bret came round earlier and i sucked his dick
<adrian> a faggot came round earlier and i sucked his dick
<polarity> a faggot just said: a faggot came round earlier and i sucked his dick
<andrew> i am not one for redundencies
<andrew> i remvoed my left testicle because it didn't do anything
<Bret> remove youre dick since that dont get use either
<andrew> now my wife calls me genitalia 1.5