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<%Bret> dick my duck die in fuck
* %Bret has quit IRC (Quit: )
<zygote> bret attempts an own. quits from embarassment
<indiekidd> hops = good chatster!!!!!
<@Dajhail> If only that were true :(
<%Bret> what you saying man
<Bret> its loopin, the man with the ropiest connetion
<Bret> in teh world
<Dajhail> Fo sure.
<Bret> its literally made of rope
<Dajhail> I mean, I've had some real shitty connections in my time, but that's downright impressive.
<loopin> More like rat gnawed copper cables.
<Dajhail> Damn rats.
<Dajhail> They're attracted to the smell of the internet.
<Dajhail> It's irresistible to a rodent.
<Bret> copper gnawed the cables, made out of rats
<dominic> - the mars volta
<%Bret> jon gave birth to dom when he went for a deuce one day
<%Bret> and dom crawled out, lit up a cig and called everyone gay
<Bret> stop trying to hit me and hit me
<Bret> - the horses adrian is filming
<adrianlaptop> ur a gay hellqueer
<Bret> and you sir are an equestrian voyeur.
<%solar> bret ftl. adrian ftw.
<@adrian> <%solar> bret ftl. adrian ftw.
<%Bret> wat
<@adrian> bret's ftl... faster than light. when he hears theres a gay convention in town!!!
<@Bret> how does dan get into the final few every time
<@Bret> it makes me sick
<@adrian> he just hs a good feel for donkaments.
<@adrian> u dont have the "touch"
<@adrian> also you run like a quadraplegic