rpg2knet quotes

<adrian> kasheem: hey dad can we get a ps3

<adrian> delita: i dunno son i feel weird about buying a video game system bigger than yo mammas black ass.

<adrian> *delitas wife pops out from behind counter, looks at delita*

<adrian> delita: kasheem ill be back in a minute i gotta take care of somethin...

<adrian> *delita and wife go to bedroom*

<adrian> kasheem: dick suck fuck

<Matthew_McPwnaughey> suck it adrian

<adrian> ryan, you've got a problem

<adrian> here, allow me to give you my business card

* adrian hands ryan a pwnaholics anonymous card.

<adrian> oh wait thats the gay homos membership club card my bad lol

* adrian shreds

<Matthew_McPwnaughey> why do you have a gay homos membership club card

<adrian> :|

<adrian> ummmmmm

* Matthew_McPwnaughey shreds

<adrian> damn

<adrian> ive been defeated

<AzureKnight> Adrian never ceases to amuse me

<AzureKnight> he's like

<AzureKnight> a fully conversional version of swords

<AzureKnight> but 10x more intelligent

<Adrian> is 4um4 going to finally make my balls drop

<puremourning> it just might

<Adrian> sweet i cant wait to have hair down there

<KK4> now i am going to listen to my chemical romance and write in my dream journal 

<ZXLink> KK4 that is the gayest thing you have ever said in my presence 

<ZXLink> And i've seen you talk about buttsex with Adrian 

<Adrian> SERAAAPPPPPHHHHHH 

<Seraph> ADRIAAAAANNNNNNNNNN 

<Seraph> what dude? 

<Adrian> shut up 

<ZXLink> And my list of badassery - #1. I was hit by a speeding car, bounced 10 feet into the air, slammed into the hood, my head went into the windshield, I rolled off the side, immediately stood up, yelled at the fucker who hit me, and walked home. I was 11 at the time. There, that's about all I need to say, but if you want more, we used to beat each other with steel rods when we were 7. Daily.

<adrian> damn br0

<AzureKnight> that reminds me  when a motorcycle ran into me

<AzureKnight> and I broke it

<adrian> dis star trek episode has space niggers in it and they kidnapped one of da chicks on the enterprise

<adrian> oh snap they're hitting things with sticks

<dom> welcome to eat a dick

<adrian> that doesnt really make sense dom maybe you should rephrase your statement

* adrian was kicked by dom (welcome to eat a dick)

<Daniel> Azure crossed the line :(

<adrian> god help us if he crosses the border hahahahahhahahahhahahah