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<delita> jeez dont demand a nigga play quake teh second he wake!
<scurvy_lad> could be the fact that ive had 3 hours sleep in the last 50 hours or the fact that my moms in hospital and has been unconscious for the last 5 days. never the less i really dont give a fuck anymore so ban me all you want delita cause when it comes down to it. i just dont give a fuck.
<scurvy_lad> i really dont.
<Daniel> Take a look at my Psyduck
<Daniel> Its the only one Ive got ;(
<Daniel> Not much of a Psyduck
<Daniel> Cant even beat a Magikarp :(
<delita> can we have mudkips for breakfast
<delita> mummy dear mummy dear
<delita> gotta have em in johto
<delita> cuz everyone's a gym leader
<ockbeef> delita blog entry #2297: today i played monster rancher: arena viii and i caught a braffmon, he is really cool. i got him to level 8. then i played dragon quest slime adventure. then i made a penis sprite for dildrox. my wife says that it is very cute. well that is all for today. see you next time, blogsters!
<delita> larry king: well delita, who would you say is the chatster that you hate the most?
<delita> delita: hmmmmmmm. I'd have to say Schweppes.
<delita> king larry: and you, meredith?
<delita> meredith baxter berney: i can't say.
<delita> *all laugh*
<delita> larry king: why, is he in the room?
<delita> delita: you fucken bitch.
<adrian> delita: *watching everybody loves raymond* gosh this show really tickles me funny bone!
<adrian> delitas wife: *walks in and changes the channel to american idol*
<adrian> delita: hey baby i was watching that!!
<adrian> delitas wife: nigga if i dont have my hour of randy jackson im gonna have my period all over your signed dimebag guitar
<adrian> delita: but baby im missing ray ray
<adrian> delitas wife: PERIOD. DIMEBAG GUITAR.
<adrian> delita: whoooa alright baby dont have a cow!! gosh!
<adrian> delita: hey kids, your uncle barry is coming over for dinner tonight
<adrian> barnice: but dad! uncle barry always farts at the table and steals my dessert!
<adrian> delita: he's my brother kids, and you'll respect his presense in my home!
<adrian> *kids simultaniously kick delita in the groin*
<adrian> delita: awww damn my b-balls!
<adrian> *laughter*
<adrian> *delitas wife walks into the living room*
<adrian> delitas wife: what in the world are you doing, sweetie?!
<adrian> delita: hey man, im just sittin on the couch jammin to some pantera!! got a problem with that?
<adrian> delitas wife: you were supposed to go get the groceries and pick up the kids an hour ago!
<adrian> delita: *looks at camera* uh oh spaghettio!
<adrian> *laughter*
<adrian> delita: hey kids, wanna go down to the bowling alley and play some arcade games?
<adrian> kasheem: nah dad, video games for white kids
<adrian> delita: well you can call me willis mcwhitey, because i love me some space invaders down at the ol arcade!!
<adrian> *laughter*