rpg2knet quotes

<adrian> kasheem: hey dad can we get a ps3

<adrian> delita: i dunno son i feel weird about buying a video game system bigger than yo mammas black ass.

<adrian> *delitas wife pops out from behind counter, looks at delita*

<adrian> delita: kasheem ill be back in a minute i gotta take care of somethin...

<adrian> *delita and wife go to bedroom*

<adrian> kasheem: dick suck fuck

<delita> remember when you wrote that delita song

<delita> lmao

<delita> and i never wrote the dom song.

<delita> IT ALREADY EXISTS ITS CALLED THE IM WITH GAYBOY by AQUA

<delita> i need a BOOB CITY prescription so i'm going to see the RAPE doctor

<delita> Middlesex!

<Dajhail> You know, I've never found the name 'Middlesex' funny.

<delita> It's like sex

<delita> But in the middle

<Pharandtop> WoW sux

<delita> WoW rules actually.

<delita> Anyone remember when Lucy Lawless was singing the national anthem at a hockey game

<delita> And her top fell off

<delita> It was like 10 years ago

<delita> But I think that was the first time I saw boobs

<%delita> weedaroni a pizza of nugs

<delita> wootles *farts off the launching pad*

<One-t> i wonder ifi could write an os in open gl

<delita> i wonder if anyone would give a shit if you did

<delita> THIS IS SPARTA

<delita> there im funny now