search results for jonty
<dom> jonty, shut up and program: 4um, chapter 4 of the rpg2knet saga
<+Jaymes> OMFG
<+Jaymes> I HEARD THE NASTIEST STORY YESTERDAY
<+Jaymes> FUCK
<+Jaymes> some girl that my friend knows through other people
<@jonty> slept with me?
<@jonty> I know its pretty nasty.
<+Jaymes> had a one night stand with some guy from the bar
<@jonty> holy shit she told you?
<@jonty> I told her to keep it quiet.
<+Jaymes> and then the next day she had a rash around her mouth
<+Jaymes> so she went to the hospital
<@jonty> yeah, I've been meaning to get that sorted
<+Jaymes> and they did tests on her
<@jonty> but needs must, eh?
<+Jaymes> and they called her a couple days later and said they had the cops there because the rash she had was only caused by MITES ON DEAD PEOPLE
<+Jaymes> THE GUY SHE SLEPT WITH HAD JUST HAD SEX WITH A CORPSE