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<nc> at least the boy i kissed was attractive
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<Daniel> Azure crossed the line :(
<adrian> god help us if he crosses the border hahahahahhahahahhahahah
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<KK4> damn bitches all need a smack in the mouth
<KK4> i can't stop choking
<adrian> on cock
<KK4> something is irritating the hell out of my throat
<&dom> a dick
<adrian> multiple dicks
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<Daniel> If a man can live in a plane, why cant I live in a train!
<@adrian> you know who didnt live in a flying vehicle
<@adrian> colin mcrae and his kid
<@adrian> hahahahaha
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<KK4> I hate the majority of the things that everyone else likes
<adrian> like being thin and socially active
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<nc> Hello everyone. I'm Adrian. I'm a lonely nerd. I detest social situations and 'drinking' and 'partying', preferring more intellectually gratifying activities such as chatting on IRC and playing video games. However, once a year, I feel like I'm normal. Like I'm a regular guy. That day... Superbowl day.
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<adrian> i was in a public bathroom taking a sh*t and dom climbed over the stall and told me i had a pussy
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<polaRTY> the other day did i mention the hella cute chinese girl i met in the arcade
<polaRTY> who won teh cvs2 tourney..
<ockham> yes you did
<polaRTY> yea well
<polaRTY> turns out its a guy
<adrian> lol
<ockham> lol
<polaRTY> :|
<ockham> youre gay confirmed.
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<%Daniel> I got a slap off a fat girl in the pub on Saturday night
<%Daniel> SHe was on about the fact she bought a George Foreman grill
<%Daniel> And I hate her and she is a fat bitch
<%Daniel> So I said "Do you grill the food, leave it in there and eat the fat?"
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<+KK4> IRL I was sociable and well known
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<Matthew_McPwnaughey> suck it adrian
<adrian> ryan, you've got a problem
<adrian> here, allow me to give you my business card
* adrian hands ryan a pwnaholics anonymous card.
<adrian> oh wait thats the gay homos membership club card my bad lol
* adrian shreds
<Matthew_McPwnaughey> why do you have a gay homos membership club card
<adrian> :|
<adrian> ummmmmm
* Matthew_McPwnaughey shreds
<adrian> damn
<adrian> ive been defeated
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<@adrian> hi im kk4. im well known on an rpg maker internet community. u may also know me from the alex jones fan club where i am president.
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<ClassyJ> im a dumbass
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<dom> welcome to eat a dick
<adrian> that doesnt really make sense dom maybe you should rephrase your statement
* adrian was kicked by dom (welcome to eat a dick)
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<+polaRTY> was funnier w/o text nc
<+nc> i know
<+nc> just like
<+nc> <polaRTY>
<@UnrealFan1988> wow. owned.
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<%scur> this movie is so fucking awkard haha
<rofjohn> is it a movie about ur sex life
<%scur> no but the movie just had sex in it
<rofjohn> oh yeah thats right a movie about ur sex life wouldnt exist lol
<%scur> yeah.
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<delitads> my bunghole needs peepee
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<StorySage> did someone set Wishwoo on fire?
<FlightProof> they tried but she sued the flames
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<meep> a basketball player called me a 'fag' when i asked why his team lost
<meep> :(
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<@Dajhail> They actually screwed up my birth certificate.
<@Dajhail> Spelt my name wrong.
<zygote> and they put M instead of F